Arsenal to sign Rooney; Bale to Real Madrid; Ronaldo to return to Man United: the week’s transfer gossip reviewed

Wazza for Wenger?

Rooney to Arsenal so they say… Behave. I’ll tuck into a trilby for dinner if this happens.

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