Chelsea 3rd, Arsenal 10th – How the Premier League table would look with clubs ranked by top-scorer

8. Everton – Romelu Lukaku

Everyone but Jose Mourinho appears to rate this 20-year-old, who in successive loan spells with West Brom and now the Toffees has 30 league goals.

Whether Lukaku ever gets a chance at Stamford Bridge is unknown, but the Belgium international certainly has a big future ahead of him.