England squad for 2014 World Cup: top 23 players who deserve a place on the plane to Brazil

4. Phil Jagielka

Which England centre back’s name can no one pronounce properly? Clue: his name is written above, but don’t ask me to tell you out loud.

The Everton defender has been a reliable performer for both club and country recently, but one can’t help but long for the halcyon era of Rio Ferdinand and Sol Campbell, particularly at the 2002 World Cup.

We don’t think we need to explain why we don’t pine for the days of John Terry.