June’s biggest transfer BULLSH*T: Arsenal, Chelsea and Man United links among EIGHT whopping LIES

6. Angel Di Maria (Manchester United to Barcelona)

After an indifferent first season at Old Trafford, Europe’s biggest clubs are reportedly queuing up to take Di Maria from United, even though the player has insisted that he is staying. Bayern Munich and Paris Saint Germain’s interest is believable, but Barca have no room for the Argentine.