For $1 million a year the franchise will get a player better than Jordan, Kobe and LeBron.
Credit to this NBA fan for shooting for the stars.
In this amazing, and almost illegible letter above, the wannabe hoops star reaches out to the New Orleans Pelicans about possibly joining the side for the upcoming season.
While it is hard to read this is exactly what he says:
How would you like a 1 mill a year superstar better than KD LeBron James MJ Kobie Bryant. I am serious Im top notch. I haven’t played in 5 years and can do it all. Need to practise I am rusty. I am 6’3 to 6’5 can do shot’s block post pass defend rebound steal run do it all. Come get in touch I’ll be top of the nba in two years. Im (redacted) want only 1 mill for life a year. At least come get me trian me one year. Phone (redacted) no min the first (redacted). Im what you need for toatel suscses. I play hurt sick and still win. See ya.
At $1 million a year it he would be a bargain, although fanatix would imagine his imaginary agent would not be happy with his 12 per cent of the deal.
Good luck buddy, you might need it.
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