Ranking Mario Balotelli’s eight misdemeanour’s since joining Liverpool

6) Sleeping with that hairdresser

It did not take him long to approach hairdresser Emma Dalton online before inviting her to a party at his luxury rented home, according to reports in the Daily Mirror. Apparently, while they were having sex the £110,000-a-week Italian told her: “This is nice. It helps my ­football.”