The five funniest football headlines of all time: Schmeichel gets filled with Seaman and Juve want some alone time

3. Keegan fills Schmeichel’s gap with Seaman

To be fair, there probably aren’t many jokes about his name that David Seaman hasn’t heard before. However, his one saving grace was in the press, but this brilliant innuendo was dreamed up when he left Arsenal to replace fellow veteran Peter Schmeichel.