2. Take the Urn Home
We came over from old Blighty
The Barmy Army and me
Around Brisbane town we did roam
6 quid for a pint, a grand for a flight
With Strauss our captain, we’ll take the urn home
So hoist up the John B sail
See how the mainsail sails
Call for the captain ashore
Take the urn home
We’ll take the urn home
We’ll take the urn home
With Strauss our captain
We’ll take the urn home
Ricky Ponting’s a broken man
Without Warne he has no plan
He tries to carry the team all on his own
He’s losing his hair
But we don’t care
‘Cos Strauss our captain will take the urn home
So hoist up the John B sail
See how the mainsail sails
Call for the captain ashore
Take the urn home
We’ll take the urn home
We’ll take the urn home
With Strauss our captain
We’ll take the urn home
Graeme Swann is a caring guy
Rescues cats in his spare time
Now he’s gonna tear the Aussies apart
They can’t read his spin
And so England will win
‘Cos Strauss our captain will take the urn home
So hoist up the John B sail
See how the mainsail sails
Call for the captain ashore
Take the urn home
We’ll take the urn home
We’ll take the urn home
With Strauss our captain
We’ll take the urn home
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