9. Iago Aspas
In at nine is the man in our headline – Liverpool’s Iago Aspas.
The Spaniard – a £7.7m arrival from Celta Vigo this summer – tweeted that he had ruptured his rectum in training and would consequently face five weeks on the sidelines.
Confirmado rotura en el recto en el entrenamiento de ayer,unas 5semanas de baja 🙁 #YNWA
— Iago Aspas Juncal (@aspas10) October 18, 2013
That roughly translates to: “Confirmed a ruptured rectum at training yesterday, about 5 weeks off 🙁 #YNWA”
The forward has already been ridiculed since his arrival in England for having a face that looks like it’s been drawn on a balloon and now this! Jeez.
Update: James Pearce of the Liverpool Echo ruins everyone’s fun.
Just to confirm Aspas has torn his thigh muscle NOT ruptured his rectum. Will be out until late Nov/early Dec
— James Pearce (@JamesPearceEcho) October 18, 2013
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