Dashing opener offers everything from dating advice to one-liners.
The sooner mobile phone companies include a breath test to operate their phones the better, although if they did that we wouldn’t have gems like this from West Indies cricket star Chris Gayle.
fanatix is unsure if Gayle was under the influence, he could have been as sober as a judge for all we care, because he provided some comedy gold via his offcial Twitter account on Sunday.
Spouting off one-liners and dating advice to his 1,134,820 followers, Gayle went on an impressive tweet-spree for several hours, here are just some of his gems.
All the single ladies, stop saying u should just give up and get a cat. If no man wants you, don't force an innocent cat to live with u!
— Chris Gayle (@henrygayle) December 1, 2013
Money doesn't buy happiness? Well it buys jet ski. Have u ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? Its impossible to be sad on 1. Happy Sunday!
— Chris Gayle (@henrygayle) December 1, 2013
Fat, single and she's still eating pringles.
— Chris Gayle (@henrygayle) December 1, 2013
If a little kid says you're ugly, then You're damn ugly!
— Chris Gayle (@henrygayle) December 1, 2013
What do ducks smoke? Quack.. LoL
— Chris Gayle (@henrygayle) December 1, 2013
Madonna is 55 and her boyfriend is 22. Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 26.Don't worry if You're not dating,they might not be born
— Chris Gayle (@henrygayle) December 1, 2013
Think I should stop tweet now.
— Chris Gayle (@henrygayle) December 1, 2013
Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas… I woke up in a box.
— Chris Gayle (@henrygayle) December 1, 2013
Dear Girls, if a guy pauses a video game to text you… Married him.
— Chris Gayle (@henrygayle) December 1, 2013
If someone tex u 'K' just reply with "L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z"
— Chris Gayle (@henrygayle) December 1, 2013
Biggest lie of all time: The doctor will be with you in a couple minuets.
— Chris Gayle (@henrygayle) December 1, 2013
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